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crlnn: I’m just wondering…why is the water $12? The fuck…

crlnn:

I’m just wondering…why is the water $12?

The fuck…

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  1. xattabych reblogged this from davron
  2. davron reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    This is an actual receipt from Nello’s in New York City. The customer was Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, who had...
  3. uhhleese reblogged this from pirouettes
  4. marieva reblogged this from haalii
  5. lisicaharpica reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    I didn’t know that food could even cost this much…
  6. soletuti reblogged this from juliasegal
  7. scolex reblogged this from juliasegal
  8. allemanfang reblogged this from nachdienstschluss
  9. mrcave reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    What rich people eat: Hmmm… $50,000 to blow, think I’ll buy a Mercedes dinner.
  10. cretin reblogged this from crlnn
  11. crlnn reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    I’m just wondering…why is the water $12?
  12. geenzterrr reblogged this from piratekitten and added:
    jesus fuck that is an expensive dinner bill. -dies-
  13. powerllama reblogged this from juliasegal
  14. schloo reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    What Rich People Eat “This is an actual receipt from Nello’s in New York City. The customer was Russian billionaire...
  15. jbouie reblogged this from juliasegal
  16. reloja reblogged this from juliasegal
  17. nileshbabu reblogged this from juliasegal
  18. imontheinternet reblogged this from juliasegal
  19. maxmasnick reblogged this from juliasegal
  20. snowtrooper5 reblogged this from heavysigh and added:
    Whoa whoa, does that say $12 for a large water?!?? wtf? o.O?
  21. huffytenspeed reblogged this from helloadam and added:
    Mandatory reblog for H to the OV and Long Island!
  22. oatmealia reblogged this from executiveproducerdickwolf
  23. mssheather reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Yeah, when a $12 bottle of water is the cheapest thing on my receipt, you’ll know I’m either doing remarkably well in...
  24. samsplace reblogged this from jbowesmusic and added:
    I once had a light lunch at Nello with two colleagues. The bill was $1,250.00. Glad I didn’t pick that one up.
  25. jbowesmusic reblogged this from hennypotter and added:
    Just found out this was not Jay-Z, but Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich. The man makes a $1B+ a year. I think he’ll be...
  26. thisisannelee reblogged this from dubliner and added:
    50k dinner? No probs… It’s hard to believe this even is possible.
  27. photographie-kristenanne reblogged this from laurenkaye and added:
    wow! imagine going out to eat, and not even thinking about the bill - craziness! nickrad:juliasegal: Jay-Z gets hungry…
  28. streetsofchicago reblogged this from staceyjoy and added:
    At least there wasn’t...line for extra gratuity… (Curb reference)
  29. staceyjoy reblogged this from valerina
  30. significantothers reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    When i gets hungry ($12 for a water?)
  31. theresbeautyinthebreakdown reblogged this from pirouettes
  32. markoferko reblogged this from tasteslikebp and added:
    BASSZA MEG, akkor ez Jay-z vagy Abramovics??? nem tudok aludni így. (már épp mondani akartam, hogy aki még egyszer...
  33. tinylittlewindmill reblogged this from storyoftheeye
  34. diditforthenookie reblogged this from youidiot and added:
    how the big guys roll
  35. storyoftheeye reblogged this from tapsihapsi
  36. laurenkaye reblogged this from nickrad and added:
    During my brief career as a waitress, I got super excited once when a dude handed me $200 to put towards college. Some...
  37. lottasmooch reblogged this from juliasegal
  38. pirouettes reblogged this from youidiot and added:
    holy shit. that could like, put me through university
  39. fletcherbabb reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    A Russian billionaire is
  40. darkxhuntress reblogged this from captainpine and added:
    Holy crap! That’s just insane.
  41. captainpine reblogged this from helloadam and added:
    good lord I could buy a car or a house with that. Really goes to show who the gov should be taking money from.
  42. ronchong reblogged this from realrealsoft
  43. mediadrome reblogged this from youidiot
  44. tasteslikebp reblogged this from tapsihapsi and added:
    a Cristal az étteremben 10 000$??? Nekünk van otthon egy üveggel, ezennel eladó 7000$ért. hülyének is megéri, tényleg...
  45. teejayhanton reblogged this from jonmtm and added:
    Think of the lucky waitstaff that earned $7328.20 from one table!
  46. neens-allday-everyday reblogged this from helloadam and added:
    i dont think i will ever see that much money in my bank account at one time. let alone me spend it on a meal..
  47. executiveproducerdickwolf reblogged this from helloadam
  48. youidiot reblogged this from helloadam
  49. helloadam reblogged this from ourbrain and added:
    dubliner:juliasegal:...When Jay-Z gets hungry…...share of...
  50. ourbrain reblogged this from dubliner and added:
    I seriously hate everybody.
  51. kazal reblogged this from tapsihapsi
  52. tapsihapsi reblogged this from ekkerjoz and added:
    Azt a rabló mindenit.
  53. vingtetoiles reblogged this from realrealsoft and added:
    rillawafers:juliasegal:When Jay-Z gets hungry… Man, do you...what I could do do...
  54. charmediamsure reblogged this from hennypotter and added:
    I am speechless………………………….. okay I’m over it, this is disgusting. Annnd may I also add that if I ever move to NYC this...
  55. ekkerjoz reblogged this from hintamester and added:
    …vagy Gór Nagy Mária, Visegrádon
  56. heavysigh reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    You do not put a 20 percent gratuity on a bill that huge, you best be happy with a fifty dollar bill.
  57. mymannemcee reblogged this from realrealsoft
  58. arinlome reblogged this from pepiberto and added:
    can i be the fucking waiter getting that gratuity? jesus christ…
  59. dianadhevi reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Is this for real?
  60. himynameisdavid reblogged this from juliasegal
  61. jbeck1998 reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    This is an actual receipt from Nello’s in New York City. The customer was Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, who had...
  62. gomericuskahn reblogged this from juliasegal
  63. windowless reblogged this from sucioverde and added:
    Personally, I’d love to know who ordered the 2 “parmesan chunks.”
  64. saraejb reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Dear God, I have no idea who ate all this! and those bottles of wine are rediculous 10000 for one bottle of wine!...
  65. yamswool reblogged this from juliasegal
  66. yunjae reblogged this from hennypotter
  67. funwithteeth reblogged this from juliasegal
  68. tealove reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Omg… The tax alone makes me want to weep!
  69. dreabling reblogged this from oftherose and added:
    seriously feels like this every time i go...gratuity?!!! whaa!! must be nice
  70. shaunaelizabeth reblogged this from themainmane and added:
    oh jesus, I can only imagine how much you’d eat if you had no breakfast at all.
  71. themainmane reblogged this from shaunaelizabeth and added:
    This is only a light snack for me, I’ll usually eat this much for recess if I had a large breakfast.
  72. shaunaelizabeth reblogged this from beck5 and added:
    haha same, that’s what I spends on appetizers.
  73. beck5 reblogged this from hello-astronaut and added:
    sure by i pays atleast that for supper every day . thats only minor haha
  74. hello-astronaut reblogged this from shaunaelizabeth
  75. smilesablaze reblogged this from laughinacorner and added:
    that’s a down payment for a luxury car.
  76. davecurry reblogged this from juliasegal
  77. blazonofbeauties reblogged this from laughinacorner
  78. rillawafers reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    or Roman Abramovich’s $52,000 Lunch Bill with Tip
  79. haalii reblogged this from samgreeneggsandham
  80. oftherose reblogged this from hennypotter
  81. vetovictory reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    i heard that was the russian dude who owns chelsea….
  82. epitomenugen reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Recession? Not even in his vocab. Correction: this isn’t Jay’s tab (which was only $1,700, lunch mind you). It’s some...
  83. jakewags reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    droppin a little change
  84. jewdie reblogged this from juliasegal
  85. mercurialme reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Damn. I wanna have dinner with Jay-Z.
  86. pepiberto reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    ¬_¬ esta no es la cuenta de jay-z esta es la cuenta de mi presidente Abramovich ¬_¬ que supero a la de jay-z btw
  87. labyrintho reblogged this from immeasurable and added:
    dude, that’s like…. 4,700 blues. holy mother fucking shit. high FOREVER.
  88. immeasurable reblogged this from xdarkling and added:
    or when i get bulimic… fuck, can you imagine? that’d be the best binge ever.
  89. wholelottalooove reblogged this from juliasegal
  90. shaunaelizabeth reblogged this from hennypotter and added:
    not bad for 39 items…
  91. mollyisaparasite reblogged this from rewbog and added:
    gotta be poppin that cristal
  92. ooakongaito reblogged this from juliasegal
  93. championawkward reblogged this from hennypotter and added:
    I’m sitting up here fretting over spending more than 20 dollars on pizza and this greedy negro—-I cannot.
  94. jonascarlsson reblogged this from dubliner
  95. nachdienstschluss reblogged this from dubliner and added:
    Abendessen Mittagessen im Hause Jay-Z Abramovich (Ganz ehrlich, wie viele inhaltliche Fehler passen
  96. sucioverde reblogged this from juliasegal
  97. orangeisthebestcolorever reblogged this from alexwalters and added:
    Uh, lucky waitress just made $7,000
  98. jorai reblogged this from igalonso
  99. samgreeneggsandham reblogged this from juliasegal
  100. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from piratekitten and added:
    Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/30/roman-abramovichs-nellos_n_340781.html And
  101. alexwalters reblogged this from laurandlime and added:
    All that one wine… Without that, he would have spent the normal amount to spend at a grocery store. XD
  102. godsmokesparliaments reblogged this from piratekitten and added:
    Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/30/roman-abramovichs-nellos_n_340781.html A couple of things beyond...
  103. igalonso reblogged this from juliasegal
  104. laureninthehay reblogged this from piratekitten and added:
    Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/30/roman-abramovichs-nellos_n_340781.html i dont care who’s it is…i...
  105. rewbog reblogged this from piratekitten and added:
    Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/30/roman-abramovichs-nellos_n_340781.html $12 for a large water!?...
  106. bertwagner reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Most of that comes from wine, jeez. EDIT: And this looks like a lunch order!
  107. thatgirlfaren reblogged this from piratekitten and added:
    hennypotter: dubliner: juliasegal: I get sick if
  108. inorbitalways reblogged this from dubliner and added:
    That would put me through college inc. accomodation, instead I have to commute from 6am, 3 hours in total if not more...
  109. valerina reblogged this from hennypotter and added:
    A motherfuckin $7300 GRATUITY. Hold me.
  110. sincerelyandy reblogged this from hennypotter and added:
    Look at the gratuity on this, over $7000.00 for one table. If I made that much money in one evening I’d take the next...
  111. piratekitten reblogged this from hennypotter and added:
    except that’s not jay-z’s check, it’s roman abramovich’s. not to mention that nello’s doesn’t even have fantastic food -...
  112. ihugparkingmeters reblogged this from hennypotter and added:
    friggin ridiculous.
  113. thedestructionofsmallideas reblogged this from hennypotter
  114. laughinacorner reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    ….oh…my….god….
  115. hennypotter reblogged this from dubliner and added:
    FOOD RECEIPT. as in…food. it went in, digested, turned to shit, and then got shit out. in a toilet. a forty seven...
  116. dubliner reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Yup, there’s more than my yearly salary in one food receipt. A YEAR’S SALARY. FML.
  117. jessicalikesthis reblogged this from cvxn and added:
    The things that make me want to reblog more often than not (usually I resist) are those that would have me change the...
  118. hintamester reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Mondjuk nem Demjén Rózsi, Répáshután a Vadász étteremben
  119. sarahheartburn reblogged this from cvxn and added:
    It’s always that last bottle of wine that really runs the bill up, isn’t it.
  120. matthewjoseph reblogged this from cvxn and added:
    Hello $7328.20 tip!
  121. popnlocknessmonster reblogged this from juliasegal
  122. joelfrycomedy reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Okay, so the thing that surprises me the most: …Those espressos are $7.50 each??
  123. saladfork reblogged this from computervision and added:
    When Jay-Z gets hungry.
  124. pettydemon reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    :-O He’s probably cooking for B., LOL
  125. cvxn reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    No, this was the Russian billionaire guy, Roman Abramovich. Bey and Hov’s bill (from the same restaurant a few days...
  126. nickrad reblogged this from juliasegal
  127. meowkitties reblogged this from juliasegal
  128. anotherangle reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Well I hope Jay-ZZZ ,whoever the fuck he/she/that is…chokes on their next meal and dies a horrible slow choking death!!!
  129. mbsf reblogged this from juliasegal
  130. cjmeetsworld reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    $12 for a large water! Outrageous.
  131. kreshjun reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    the munchies…Jigga WHAT?
  132. cuzzinswithbenefits reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    Talkn bout eating good
  133. silentlynumb reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    fica com fome…
  134. jkila reblogged this from juliasegal
  135. sveden reblogged this from juliasegal
  136. beezeee reblogged this from juliasegal
  137. anithought reblogged this from juliasegal and added:
    How ‘bout that 20%…nice!
  138. tumblrrinserepeat reblogged this from juliasegal
  139. xdarkling reblogged this from juliasegal
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